Jiu Jitsu. It’s great. Still boring.
BJJ ISBORING.
To everyone else it looks like two tired adults hugging on the floor. To you it is six years of study, a bruised ego and the best hour of your week. Shirts for the second group.
- 220gsm
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- S–3XL
- Relaxed unisex fit
- £60
- Free UK shipping over
The entire collection
ELEVEN SHIRTS.ONE PERSONALITY TRAIT.
220gsm cotton, relaxed fit, water-based print. Jokes only grapplers understand, printed properly.
The completely serious bit
BORING IS THE POINT.
No dragons. No fake samurai philosophy. No wolf staring into the middle distance. Just heavy cotton, sharp type and suspiciously strong opinions about half guard.
“I bought this shirt and immediately became four per cent harder to pass.”
Verified blue belt, probably
What you actually get
GOOD SHIRTS.BAD OPINIONS.
Heavyweight blanks
220gsm ringspun cotton with a taped neck and a shoulder-to-shoulder seam. It holds its shape after the wash, which is more than can be said for your posture.
Water-based print
The ink sits in the fabric rather than on top of it. No plastic slab on your chest, no cracking down the middle after four wears.
Small runs
Designs are printed in limited batches and then they are gone. No endless catalogue of clip-art rashguards.
Before you buy
THE USUAL QUESTIONS.
What size should I order?
The fit is relaxed. Take your usual size for a normal fit, or one up if you want it boxy. Every product page has a size guide with flat measurements in centimetres.
When will it arrive?
UK orders are printed and dispatched within two working days and usually land within four. Everywhere else takes seven to fourteen days depending on customs.
Is shipping free?
UK shipping is free over £60. Below that it is a flat rate, shown at checkout before you pay. International shipping is calculated by weight.
Can I return it?
Thirty days, unworn and unwashed, for any reason including "my coach did not find it funny". Faulty prints are replaced without argument.
Can I train in it?
You can. It will not survive long, and neither will the print. This is a t-shirt, not a rashguard.